Cubify 3D Systems Offers Personalized, 3D Printed Star Trek Figurines

Not long ago, a guy published the plans for making a working gun with no metal parts using a 3D printer.  But who wants that, except terrorists and bad guys?  Sometimes, the coolest stuff has no real application at all.

Take, for example, the latest offering from Cubify 3D Systems – Star Trek figurines with your face.  All you have to provide is two pictures of yourself, $70, and your preferences on pose, shirt, etc, and they print up a little you in Original Star Trek duds.

I’m not going have one made myself, not that I don’t think it cool, but I did something like it a couple of years ago with my Xbox avatar, and well, there are only so many action figures one can have of themselves before it gets weird.

Actually, it’s already weird with just one.

Want to be weird, too?  Make yourself into an action figure, HERE.

Kiss $70 goodbye on a useless piece of plastic. But it’s cool.

Elite Tweaked Geek Chic

These are real items that are for sale right now (as of this writing).

 

Darth Vader Helmet made of Swarovski Crystal ($5,999.99)

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When Vader hits the night clubs on Naboo, he wants shizzle and pop on the dance floor, babies. That’s when he polishes up his Swarovski Crystal Helmet, puts on his boogie shoes and goes out to paint the town red (with the blood of anyone who laughs at his hot, hot moves).

 

Hyper-realistic Star Trek Leonard Nimoy Spock bust ($9,500 and up)

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This bust is made of silicone, with separately made acrylic eyes, hand-punched hair and extremely accurate tunic, complete with the Starfleet emblem. This amazing sculpture is more than just a conversation piece; it will assure you of never being burdened by having a girlfriend, ever.

 

SEVEN OF NINE (7 of 9) Life-Size Resin Figure STAR TREK VOYAGER ($1750)

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If you sprung for the Spock bust (which is sure to frighten away every real girl within a two-block radius), never fear. You can also get a fake, Borg-assimilated-woman. This highly detailed resin figure has been made for the "real fan" of Jeri Ryan/Seven Of Nine.

The EBay posting says it is ‘slightly used’. Ew.

 

Office Warrior Rubberband Machine Gun ($895.00)

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Office Warrior Rubber Band Machine Gun is an engineering work of wonder that holds 144 individual rubber bands. Just like an old-fashioned Gatling Gun, this monster can unload its ammo as fast as you can crank the handle.  Only this one shoots rubber bands – nothing else.  Just shoots rubber bands.

 

18k White Gold and Diamond TIE Fighter Necklace ($3,200)

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You know, for when you get a girlfriend. Or just put it on your life-size Jeri Ryan doll.

 

Doctor Who Coat Duster Replica ($359.00)

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For those trying to imitate the 10th Doctor’s style, the perfect coat has always been the most difficult part of the ensemble to replicate. This amazing replica, a limited edition costume piece approved by the folks at the BBC. 

For the real Doctor Who fan, or the pervert who wants to flash old ladies at the bus stop.  Looks like it would work for either purpose.

 

 

 

 

Life-Size Han Solo in Carbonite ($2,900)

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Because Han solo would never willingly hang out at your place, you had to freeze him in Carbonite to keep him there. Note that the hands are not quite right – it’s not the real Han Solo, frozen in Carbonite!

The Emissary Dining\Gaming Table ($2750 – $4000)

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Geek Chic makes a beautiful dining table that converts into a Board\RPG\Puzzle\Card game table, with features like a dropped surface, hinged privacy screen (for the GM), cup holders, a dice tower, drawers with compartments for counters and playing pieces, etc.

Seriously, I would love this.

 

Elaborate Cosplay Costumes ($infinite)

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This one can go all over the map, but there is no limit to what sort of costume you can create if you have the money and er – bravery – to wear such a thing. Pictured here is Medieval Batman Knight and Medieval Aquaman. Seriously – you can be any hero, but you chose Aquaman?

 

R2-D2 Made Into Stuff – pretty much anything you can imagine. ($Varies)

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Replica, life-size R2D2 Robots, trashcans or DVD projectors.

There is really no limit to something being made into a replica of R2-D2, with common sense being no factor at all in the decision-making process.

 

We’ll conclude on that note.  I have to go check my bids on EBay.  I’d hate getting sniped out of my winning bid on the slightly used (ew) Jeri Ryan doll.

Book Review: Sorry Please Thank You: Stories, by Charles Yu

Charles Yu, the author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, follows up with an anthology of short stories.  The perplexing title, Sorry Please Thank You: Stories (Random House, 2012), provokes the question, “What does that mean?”

The premise of the stories in SPTY: Stories are intriguing. Anthologies are a tricky recipe to get right, and some stories will be better than others. When reading a novel and you get to a part that is dull, you can’t skip ahead a chapter without the risk of missing important plot development. When reading an anthology, if you don’t like one story, just go to the next. No harm and no foul.

Is SPTY: Stories the sort of book you will enjoy? Read the following except from the story, Open, and then decide:

“We need to talk about that,” I said.
“Why? Why do we always have to talk everything to death?”
“The word ‘door’ is floating in the middle of our apartment. You don’t think maybe this is something we need to discuss?”

Does that interchange interest or annoy you? If that annoys you, this book is full of THAT; absolutely brimming with it. Much of the humor is not from what is happening but how it is told.

I enjoyed about half of this book and that part seemed unorthodox, fresh and insightful; character studies that were interesting. The other half got on my nerves, like an intelligent but emotionally stunted ten-year-old always asking, ‘Why?’ for every statement made.

Anyway, here are the stories I enjoyed from SPTY: Stories:

Small spoiler warning – These are brief descriptions of the stories. If you don’t want to read that, jump to the final paragraph.

Standard Loneliness Package – This was the first story in the book and it explores what would happen if it were possible to outsource the unpleasant bits of our lives, such as dealing with the loss of a loved one and specifically, what it would be like to be the hourly worker these bits were outsourced to.

Hero Absorbs Major Damage – Imagine a story told from the character’s side of a MMORPG and you get the premise behind this story. Anyone who has ever been trapped by the allure of EverQuest or WOW will immediately get this concept. The main character, heavy with the burdens of leadership, struggles with his weaknesses, fears, and knowledge that the virtual lives of those in the party rest uncomfortably on his shoulders.

Red shirt knows what comes nextYeoman – Imagine being the red shirt guy on the landing party on a TV-show like Star Trek, and you aren’t a main character. Your life expectancy is less than commercial break #2. It’s amusing and strange to follow the character that is waiting for his time to be killed by something inexplicable and be fine with it.

Designer Emotion 67 – This is a parody of a big executive as he speaks down to the huddled masses of the company. I didn’t laugh, though I saw the parts that were supposed to be funny. The forced jolliness of it all and the outright lampoon of the pharmaceutical industry were amusing.

Adult Contemporary – Imagine a character in a TV show, suddenly becoming aware that he is merely a character, playing out a predefined role, and he decides to change it? Without a doubt, I thought Adult Contemporary was the best of the lot. It’s brilliant, funny and has an ending I found satisfying.

As for the stories I did not enjoy, there were a few:

First Person Shooter – Perhaps the most conventional story in the book, a zombie wanders the aisles of a late night department store staffed by a couple of clerks. I expected something to happen. It didn’t.

Troubleshooting – Maybe to someone who doesn’t resolve problems of any kind for a living, this might be amusing. I hated it.

Human for Beginners – It tries too hard to be ironic.

Open – This was a character study that just didn’t work for me, though it had some fun concepts.

Note to Self – This was an interesting premise that devolved into an uninspired line of consciousness conversation. It just didn’t work. It read like a writing exercise more than a story.

The Book of Categories – More than once while reading this book, I wondered what Yu’s definition of a story is. This was a list.

Sorry Please Thank You – This was the last story and the repeated word-play from the previous stories had worn me down. It does explain the title, but I didn’t like this one. It’s me, not Yu.

Charles Yu demonstrates a great imagination and style that reminds me of Douglas Adams. Overall, I felt like there was a lot of potential in SPTY: Stories and there is stuff to like here, but when you hit a story that isn’t doing it for you, just flip ahead to the next. If you haven’t read How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, give it try.

Where Have the Frontiers Gone?

Space, the final frontier.

When I was young, those opening words to my favorite TV show assured me that I had sixty minutes of escapism ahead of me, commercial breaks accepted. If space is the final frontier, what happened to the frontiers before it? Have we understood them fully and explored them so completely that there is nothing left; there is nothing new at all?

imageEven climbing Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world, is nothing new. People who are driven to try will find piles of trash and thousands of empty oxygen bottles left by those who were here before them.  Magnificent.

But ordinary people don’t head out into the frontier or drive for the summit. Ordinary people carve out a place for themselves and huddle down. They work to fit in where they are, not forging their way into dangerous wilderness. The men, women and children that have were more than settlers. They were explorers, opportunists, entrepreneurs and rebels; a breed very different from ordinary folk. They were on a search, a mission.

America was settled by such people. Misfits who got fed up with the way things were in England and set out to start over. Later, they were joined by rebels from Ireland, Poland and other countries. Their mission was freedom and they left behind an ordered way of doing things to pursue that goal; the pursuit of happiness. And when the new country became settled and somewhat ordered, they set out to the unsettled and wild west.

The American Frontier existed from around 1600 to 1900, the 1900’s commonly called the American Old West, as it was during this time that the eastern half of the country was settled and attention was turned towards expansion to the west.

Today, the West Coast is almost as densely populated as the East.

Space is most certainly a frontier because of its inaccessibility to man and its vastness. As such, it will always be a frontier, but I don’t believe it is the final frontier. There are still places on Earth that have not been seen, catalogued and used up, and thank goodness for that. Finding these frontiers as they diminish and become smaller and fewer is the challenge the rebels and misfits of today face.

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“What do we leave behind when we cross each frontier? Each moment seems split in two: melancholy for what was left behind and the excitement of entering a new land.” Che Guevara

©2012, Mitch Lavender