I’m going to address an important subject, today.
Clowns. They are creepy.
I’m not just talking about The Joker in Batman,
or Pennywise in Stephen King’s IT.
Of course, those are scary, but just a regular, ordinary clown is a pretty jacked-up thing.
Even famous clowns are creepy. Remember Bozo?
How about this hamburger-peddling clown?
Oh look – a fun carnival game to haunt your nightmares for years to come.
Clowns. It just ain’t right.
This has been a public service announcement.
Since bringing clowns to my attention, yonks ago, I’ve had a good hard look at those characters, and yep – they certainly are a creepy cluster. Ronald MacDonald is positively manic. It’s not laughter – it’s nervous hysteria. Like, what’s he gonna do next? Use a hatchet?
Don’t clone the clowns!
Kate
Hate them. It must have filtered down to my kids as well as, when we hired a farmhouse in France one year, my son refused to go to bed until I had taken down this freakin’ clown mobile thing hanging in the corner. Creepy deepy.
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