I’m going to address an important subject, today.
Clowns. They are creepy.
Of course, those are scary, but just a regular, ordinary clown is a pretty jacked-up thing.
Even famous clowns are creepy. Remember Bozo?
How about this hamburger-peddling clown?
Oh look – a fun carnival game to haunt your nightmares for years to come.
Clowns. It just ain’t right.
This has been a public service announcement.