OK. I hear you. No, I really do. You are saying, “This is such a super-awesome contest, but I just wish the prizes were better.”
OK, done. The first, second, and third place winners will get an Official, Approved by Lifein64squarefeet.com (and designed by yours truly) “I READ BANNED BOOKS” t-shirt. Wow, huh? HUH?!
This shirt lists some of the authors who have the notoriety of having their work banned at some point. Among the names listed are: Ray Bradbury, Edgar Rice Burroughs, William Faulkner, James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, Stephen King, George Orwell, Ann Rice, Bill Shakespeare, John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Walt Witman and others.
Show the world you support free speech and oppose STUPID.
The shirt can be yours for free if you place in the contest, or you can order yours from the LIFE64 SHOP, here.
But you shouldn’t have to PAY to wear a shirt dripping in awesome – you should write 100 or less messed up words, enter it in the contest and be so amazing, you win. For the rules, CLICK HERE. By the way, all shirts will be adult medium, large, or X-large. So diet or start eating now, as appropriate to have it fit.
Here is a larger image so you can bask in its magnificence more completely:
Well? I’m waiting. Enter the contest by submitting to firstname.lastname@example.org.